Tuesday, December 14, 2010

I just couldn't help it....call a priest....there's an exorcism in order, here....




Spiritus [Mitchious Millierus]., ego te ligo in nomine Jesu, potestate Crucis sancti, potestate pretiosissimi Sanguinis Domini nostri Jesu Christi, auctoritate sacerdotii mei et per intercessione beatissimae Mariae Virginis, sancti Michaelis archangeli, beatorum Apostolorum Petri et Pauli, et omnium Sanctorum et te impero recedere [Barberella]  et ire ad pedem Crucis sancti sententiam tuam recipere, in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen. 

Ok....no priest, no problem.....It's all good now....I've officially expelled the demon Mitch Miller. You, on the other hand.....I'm not so sure of. Call a priest, call a rabbi...an Imam...get some bleach for your eyes.......try to slowly pray until that man-stuffed reindeer in the video doesn't invade your dreams, tonight....sorry.
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2 comments:

  1. mister anchovyDecember 14, 2010 at 7:04 AM

    Har!

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  2. barberellaDecember 14, 2010 at 11:14 AM

    See, my patented "Barberella internet Cut-'N-paste exorcism" method works for more than myself!! What was once an Rah!, thus became a Har! Perhaps it was even a dyslexic Arh!! In which case, you might have been possessed by the spirit of Bluebeard!! I don't exactly know where the Vatican stands on pirate possession, so I'd have to get back to you on that one.......

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