From the words fail me (hey, it's possible) department.......

Ummmm.....well, ummmm.........I suppose if Nembutal is good enough for Marilyn Monroe, it can't hurt our little precious......

Is it me, or do you hope that's a happy smile, too? (that's one of those "I'm gonna go Menendez on Mommy and Daddy over this nasty-a$$ spaghetti smiles", IMHO....)

 Hey, no baths, no diet??? hey, can I still eat carbs???

I'm seriously wondering about that ad copy......she's planning to lure him away from the poolboy? ummmm....right...got it.  (Janzen.....your last resort before you lock your man in the closet?) :0

Unless, of course, you planned it that way all along ;)

Nahhhh..........I'm just not feeling the love, here..........

Oh, good God...............lol!